i drew this on sticky notes at work
it was a slow day
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
i would eat pizza naked on camera for money
I would eat pizza naked on camera for free pizza
I would eat pizza.
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
1997!me is really excited about Yahoo buying tumblr.
1997!me also had to get off the computer if my mom was expecting a phone call.
ahahaha
A sign of things to come…
11:03 PM
And it was Trenzalore? It was definitely Trenzalore?
10:45 PM
2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming
3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even
I love how he just slightly shakes his head in the last gif
Seriously, Timberlake, I can’t with your face and your … just, no. Okay, just no.
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
